Late night cabs to Queens
: :enter the cab:::
Me: going to Astoria to broadway and...
Cabby: my card machine isn't working Me: well that's illegal so you should probably get that fixed
Cabby: fuck you
Me: (while exiting the cab) No, fuck YOU you ugly piece of shit!!!
I just hate people that refuse to do their job.
Price Tag - Jessie J (Music Video) My artist of the year. (via: wxyandz:fyjessie-j)
I just like lines...
Girl: are you waiting to use the machine?
Me: No, I just like standing in lines.
Amma and I went to Babeland
Amma: I'm trying to figure out why there's a big book teaching women how to give blowjobs
Me: For those less educated
Amma: Bitch, get on the floor ad LIKE IT... That's all
You know you're a fat kid when...
Me: Oh! I found something in the cabinet I can turn into a dessert. Corn flakes and HONEY!
Jackie: You know you're a fat kid when...
VICTORIA BECKHAM IS PREGNANT AGAIN!
Congrats Victoria! Fingers crossed that it’s a little girl!! <3 <3 <3 That little girl would be so fabulous.
MAKE OUT: BISEXUALS ARE PEOPLE TOO! →
makeoutnyc: After having another bisexuality conversation recently with a friend (who is a bisexual woman, who’s girlfriend gets angry when she refers to herself as bisexual other than lesbian), I felt it’s time to bring this topic to the OutSpokenNYC page and rant my thoughts. Because that’s what I do. I’m not a writer. I’m a ranter. The B in LGBTQ seems to keep getting forgotten. (And the “T”...
BIG GAY MASH-UP PLAYLIST (Happy First Friday of...
popoutnyc: I’ve been listening to TONs of Mash-Ups lately, and I’d thought I’d share some of my fun dance music mash-ups with you all today, as we celebrate the first friday of January!! And here, in NYC, we are expecting MORE SNOW today… so GET YOUR DANCE ON at home where it’s warm. That’s where I’ll be. I’ll be listening to this on re-peat while working on the new an improved OutSpokenNYC...