I would only have kids if my face got mauled by a dog and I never wanted to be...– Tommy @pardee
OMG I can't wait to go "OUT IN A.C." tonight!!
Driving down to Atlantic City in a bit with Joe Fox, Jon Bender, and Dan Corton. Going with Joe Fox to see the Queens of Comedy show at 8pm that I won tickets to from Fabulis.com, while Jon, TJ, and Dan go to the Perez HIlton “One Night in Jersey” event with La Roux and Kelis. Then Tommy Pardee and maybe even Tyler Williams are meeting down in the dirty jers, to get shitty and party...
I find it very important to look up a gay’s fag hag… and make sure...– My lovely roommate Jackie (one of my best Lady Friends… I don’t like the term “fag hag”, but in this quote… it works.)
devincastro asked: You, sir, are SO adorable! I've always wanted to be Baby Spice, too. Haha. She was my absolute favorite!
My sister and I just had an entire conversation in...
Jamie: I finally could sign back into twitter
Jamie: #forherps ?
*Note: We share a mom
#SPIRITDAY making a difference! I LOVE STORIES...
If you need inspiration or motivation today...
I asked for some inspiratioal and motivational quotes on twitter and facebook today. Here’s a few that I wanted to share. *When pressure is high become a diamond: strengthened by heat and pressure, yet brilliant enough to let the light shine through. *”My name is Marc, my emotional life is sensitive and my purse is empty, but they say I have talent.” -Chagall *Life...
Willow Smith - ‘Whip My Hair’ music video Okay so I’m not gonna lie. The song didn’t sell me when I heard it. But this music video is like…. flawless. Seriously. The production quality is amazing. I need to meet the people that made this and shake their hands. I’m sold now.
Last night we drove through Taco Bell
At the end of the drive through..
Man Sitting on the Curb: Hey man, can I talk to you for a mintue?
Man Sitting on the Curb: Well listen, I'm not looking for hand outs, but last night I caught my old lady sleeping with a black man, and I slept in a laundromat last night.
Me: (speeding away) III LLLOOOOVVVEEEEE BBBLLLAAAACKKKK PPPEEEOOOPPLLLEEE!!!!
That shit gets me angrier than homophobic comments. I get that gay people are still fighting the fight. But black people have done their time. It's 2010 !!!!
DJs in randomville Florida
DJ: Thanks for coming tonight, please come up and make requests!
Me: Do you have "Dancing On My Own" by Robyn?
DJ: Hmm I can't find it.
Me: Do you have any other Robyn?
Me: Do you have "Took The Night" by Chelley
DJ: Huh? No... Why don't you just let me do my thing
Me: (to myself) Why the hell did she ask for requests?
Fun with Gaydar
Amma: There's an all american hottie here. I wish you were here with your royal gaydar to Knight him.
Me: lol. Ask his opinion on Cher.
Amma: That's too random.
Me: Ask if hes a pitcher or a catcher. If he thinks you mean baseball, he's straight.
Amma: That's funny we actually already spoke about baseball. Too late. Something else.
Me: Hmmm. Ask what he thought about last week's Glee?!
Amma: HAHA YES! I'll ask to the group if anyone saw it.
Me: But look at him when you ask it.
Amma: Haha okay will do.
Me: Let me know if this works!
Judge orders military to stop enforcing 'don't... →
Today is NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY
Be proud today of your sexual orientation. No matter what it is. Gay, Lesbian, Straight, Bisexual. Be proud of who you are! *Note : This is NOT “PUSH your friend out of the closet day” - Maybe suggest it. But please don’t run around outing people all day. Some people need time. Much love! -Stevie